wendymonster

Watch Jason get the golf cart on three wheels….

We are looking to buy some land and went today to see it. Maegan is such a city girl that she had to stay on daddy’s shoulders. She was scared of all the bugs! The land is a 10 acre plot that has city water and electric already set up. Jason and I think it would make a nice place to retire

My daughter asked my husband if she could use his laptop and he said no.. she put on her Burger King crown and said ‘well I am supposed to get everything my way”.

We made a wrong turn and ended up in an ‘iffy’ neighorhood. Maegan asks Jason if ‘this’ is Graceland. Jason replies, “Nope, this is DisGraceland”. and just for anyone’s reference. DO NOT STAY AT THE MOTEL 8 IN WEST MEMPHIS. SERIOUS ICK.

I might poke a badger with it after I finish eating.. Or sell it on Ebay…… read more

Maegan now has glasses. Isn’t she cute?… read more

Earlier jason was bending over to pick up things in the yard and maegan started singing ‘whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk in your trunk’ i almost died laughing

Thank goodness most of us mommies have that magic ability to save our childrens ears from things they shouldn’t hear… Maegan hung out with me at work today and on the way home I decided that I could no longer stand to listen to her Kelly Clarkson cd ONE MORE TIME, I put in my Jimmy Buffet greatest hits cd. Now mind you, it has been a LONG TIME since I have listened to that cd. We are listening away and WHAM. Why don’t we get drunk and screw comes [ ... ]

This morning Maegan’s class had a “Winter Break Party” no sign of a holiday in there. It was a breakfast party and everyone got to wear their jammies. I was sitting in the tiniest little chair ever and ask Maegan what time the party would end. She said “Whenever all the food is gone and everyone gets bloated” There was a creepy kid who could make his eyes twitch. And he kept showing everyone, over and over, and over and over… Then the little girl sitting next to Maegan told me how ‘One [ ... ]