Hey y’all! I’m Wendy, the blonde and brains behind this website. Unaplogetically from the great state of Arkansas and now living in good ole’ Texas.  Go Aggies!  Whoop!
I’m a crafty geek can’t handle much caffiene and has a thing for pirates.

Random factoids about moi:

  1. I drove a NASCAR 10 laps. You can watch the video here
  2. I have done indoor skydiving.
  3. My favorite color is PINK.
  4. I love to eat dark chocolate.
  5. If they were real, I would marry Mr. Clean or King Dollar.
  6. In high school I played clarinet, tenor and alto sax, but I really wanted to play flute so I could do Jethro Tull songs.
  7. I am addicted to Investigation Discovery.  I love real crime shows.
  8. I have a degree in Computer Network Adminstration.
  9. I’m working on a degree in Criminal Justice.  I want to be a real CSI.
  10. I love to cook.
  11. And BAKE.
  12. I suck at math, but still manage to use it every day.
  13. I love to write cursive and hate that schools are not teaching it anymore.
  14. I used to talk a lot and now I am pretty quiet.  I guess I ran out of things to say.
  15. I broke my left foot while walking in the Lowes parking lot.
  16. I quote totally random tv shows and movies.
  17. I <3 the internets.
  18. I often know how things are going to happen before they do (sp00000ky).
  19. Texas Humidity is evil.
  20. My parents were awesome.  They have both passed away.
  21. I miss their voices and hugs from my daddy.
  22. Sometimes there just aren’t enough rocks.
  23. I want to go to Paris.
  24. I almost died a few times.
  25. Once I had the whole white lights experience.  Now I just have a scar and a missing spleen to show for it.
  26. I’m that annoying person checking her phone during the previews of a movie.
  27. I’ve already had my own midlife crisis.
  28. Pshych hospitals are cold.  I should write a book about that one.
  29. People always say the first thing they notice about me is my eyes.  I got them from my mommy
  30. I got laid off from a job and two weeks later I broke my left wrist.  I have great timing!
  31. I have always wanted to be married and have three kids.  Decided one will do 😉
  32. I can’t stand to see anything in pain.
  33. I miss records.
  34. And LOST.
  35. My brother was two grades ahead of me in school.  Built in body guard 😉
  36. I prefer Captain and Coke (Zero, please). I haven’t had a drink since December 2013
  37. My nails are almost always painted.  The look weird to me without some color.
  38. I make jewelry, a lot.
  39. I love to sew.
  40. I am extremely creative.  I’m not bragging 😉
  41. I love to make stained glass items.
  42. When I get home from work I usually put my hair into a ponytail.
  43. I met my husband at Wal-Mart.
  44. We got married at the Torch restaurant in Corpus.  Really!
  45. My favorite movies are Goonies, The Outsiders, The Lost Boys, Rush, The Shawshank Redemption, and The Green Mile
  46. Current favorite TV shows are Penny Dreadful, Sons of Anarchy, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones and Shameless.