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31
Dec 2005

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk?

Earlier jason was bending over to pick up things in the yard and maegan started singing ‘whatcha gonna do with all that junk all that junk in your trunk’ i almost died laughing
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19
Dec 2005

Margaritas, hamsters, and screws

Thank goodness most of us mommies have that magic ability to save our childrens ears from things they shouldn’t hear… Maegan hung out with me at work today and on the way home I decided that I could no longer stand to listen to her Kelly Clarkson cd ONE MORE TIME, I put in my Jimmy Buffet greatest hits cd. Now mind you, it has been a LONG TIME since I have listened to that cd. We are listening away and WHAM. Why don’t we get drunk and screw comes [ ... ]
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15
Dec 2005

Holiday lunches, eyeballs, birds and socks

This morning Maegan’s class had a “Winter Break Party” no sign of a holiday in there. It was a breakfast party and everyone got to wear their jammies. I was sitting in the tiniest little chair ever and ask Maegan what time the party would end. She said “Whenever all the food is gone and everyone gets bloated” There was a creepy kid who could make his eyes twitch. And he kept showing everyone, over and over, and over and over… Then the little girl sitting next to Maegan told me how ‘One [ ... ]
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03
Dec 2005

Danger to society

There is nothing more redneck than a drunk Wendy terrorizing the neighborhood on a golf cart.
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25
Nov 2005

Hello porch!

  We almost finished the new porch today!
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22
Nov 2005

Scary things

1. Marilyn Manson’s cover of Sweet Dreams 2. Clowns 3. Polyester stretch pants with elastic waistlines 4. black roots and blonde hair 5. dogs with no tails 6. catholic church 7. paris hilton 8. pantyhose 9. yo-yo carnival swings 10. nicole richie’s withering boy body 11. how my cat has that magic power over me to give him treats 12. the ever present butt crack I see daily 13. the dope show 14. how fast a bottle of champagne goes 15. life insurance 16. John Denver 17. Time cards 18. bologna with that red ring around it 19. cubic zirconia 20. the thought of ever being without my Jason.
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02
Nov 2005

Carnival!

We went to the carnival and had a great time. Wanna see some more pics?
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